One week down with nary a soda. Except for dinner Saturday. I rewarded myself for doing a good job. My thoughts on the first sip after a sipless week?
"Gah, this shit is too sweet."
I resisted the siren call of the free refill. I had three glasses of champagne instead. (Thanks for the headache, STEFANIE.)
So the gradual, no ridiculous, instantaneous, crazy plan to overhaul my fitness level approach is working. How do I know?
One week without fast food and Coke + A barely perceptible increase in physical activity = 5 vanished pounds.
I know! 5! It's nuts! I'll be Nicole Richie in like a month at that pace! My dad will be on TV telling people I don't eat! Wow!
I am so going to have sex this year. (Now THAT is a New Year's Resolution.)
Monday, January 09, 2006
Friday, January 06, 2006
ReadBecca Is Mad At You.
ReadBecca is angry.
She knows she should just let it go because there's no point in continuing being angry. She also knows she isn't going to get the resolution she wants from the object of her wrath. ReadBecca is angry anyway.
ReadBecca wants to unleash The Fury, like in "A Million Little Pieces." Damn that Fury. It isn't easy to safely release it.
It's like that nuclear bomb that crazy cult may or may not have set off in Australia. Remember those nuts who gassed the subway in Japan? Yeah, that's them. The Australian Outback is so desolate, those wackos may have actually built and USED a nuclear weapon and no one noticed. For like a year.
That is what ReadBecca would like to do. I mean, ReadBecca doesn't want to become a nuclear power or anything insane. She's just saying she's extremely disappointed in you, hurt and pissed off, and she wishes she had a symbolic Outback of her own. She doesn't. She has a blog. A blog is no Australia. What to do?
You = Inconsiderate jackass.
Ah, that's better. Being rational didn't work but name-calling? Oh yeah, that hits the spot.
She knows she should just let it go because there's no point in continuing being angry. She also knows she isn't going to get the resolution she wants from the object of her wrath. ReadBecca is angry anyway.
ReadBecca wants to unleash The Fury, like in "A Million Little Pieces." Damn that Fury. It isn't easy to safely release it.
It's like that nuclear bomb that crazy cult may or may not have set off in Australia. Remember those nuts who gassed the subway in Japan? Yeah, that's them. The Australian Outback is so desolate, those wackos may have actually built and USED a nuclear weapon and no one noticed. For like a year.
That is what ReadBecca would like to do. I mean, ReadBecca doesn't want to become a nuclear power or anything insane. She's just saying she's extremely disappointed in you, hurt and pissed off, and she wishes she had a symbolic Outback of her own. She doesn't. She has a blog. A blog is no Australia. What to do?
You = Inconsiderate jackass.
Ah, that's better. Being rational didn't work but name-calling? Oh yeah, that hits the spot.
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