Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Would It Be Wrong If I...

spent my free time watching the teenaged Lacrosse players practice at St. Mark's?

I drove by there today, and thought about becoming the new hot teacher. Mary Kay Letourneau. I don't want to be lumped in with that crazy broad.

Bogda and Jason, I really think you two should hang out. It would be like colliding comedy atoms.

I got nothin'. I'm 35. Good pancakes. No job. A mountain of laundry to do. Weather's bad. Speaking of weather, I need to check the report on NYC.

Look for us on Letterman!

No comments: