Paper cuts, you are seriously making me angry.
Really, wasn't one bleeder this morning enough already? What have you got against the very tip of my left pinkie anyway? Didn't the left index cuticle satisfy you? Gah, all you want is more, more, more!
And don't tell me Boise is making extra-sharp 8 1/2x11 pages these days. You are just doing it to be cruel. I don't want to hear it! I can't even type anymore because there are no words that don't require me to use my poor pinkie finger.
I am so done with you, paper cuts! Just shut up, leave the key on the night stand and get the hell out.
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