Friday, August 19, 2005

The Death of Innocence

Last week I saw the Wiener Mobile on 635. I realized it's a giant wiener with only half a bun. I feel like I just found out Santa isn't real. (Auntie Becca is just making a point, children. Santa IS SO real.)

It's not like a PB&J you can just fold over if you only have one piece of bread. You can't fold a wienie! I've tried! Seriously, half a bun just doesn't work. You might as well have no bun. And without a bun, who wants a wienie? You'd be better off with a bunless burger and calling it chopped steak.

What's next? Am I going to suddenly discover that the Slip N' Slide is not a fun summer splash, but actually a great way to kill your grass while slicing your arm open on a hidden tree root?

Rosebud!

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