On May 11, 2002, my dad married a great lady named Linda, which is also my mom's name. Before Step-Linda was Step-Linda, she was Aunt Linda. Only she wasn't really my aunt. Her ex-husband is my dad's best friend from second grade. His name is Bill. My dad, Step-Linda, Linda Mom and Bill all used to hang out together as young marrieds.
Step-Linda has two kids, Robert and Kristi. Robert is two weeks older than me. Uncle Bill drove my mom to the hospital when I was born. There are lots of pictures of Robert and me together when we babies and toddlers. There are also some of us when we were sixteen and dating one summer.
That makes Robert my ex-boyfriend and my step-brother. How very Jerry Springer.
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