Monday, November 07, 2005

My Neck Hurts And I Blame Sarge.

Ow. Ow. Ow.

Stress causes migraines. Migraines make me want to poke a hole in my skull so my brains leak out.

I had a fun migraine on Friday, and I'm still hungover from it. I know exactly what caused it. Sarge. He made me mad on Thursday, so bam, Friday headache. It doesn't take a rocket scientist.

Smiling while you really want to strangle someone is hazardous to your health. It gives you migraines.

On a more positive note, the tanker truck driver this morning at the gas station gave me the eye. Twice. I love you too, Tanker Truck Driver. I love you too.

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