I received this message today from a tearful little girl:
"Did you scare Uncle Tucker off with your rants in the Longhorn post? He never even said goodbye."
And to you, Faithful Readers, I say this. Sometimes men leave for no good reason. It's never you. It's always them. Or it's you, in a good way. It wasn't that Big had a fear of commitment really. It was that he couldn't break Carrie. And Hubbell's girl was lovely, just beige. And Edward was a shit.
And Tucker? He... does this. He still loves you. He just doesn't know how to show it. There there, princess. ReadBecca's here and she's going to take care of you forever and ever and never leave. Do you want a pony?
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