It Is Against the Law To Be Up This Late and Not Be In a Bar.

Oh, my rods and cones.

Kids, don't become a copy editor. You'll end up still at the office at 1 in the morning on a Tuesday and you'll miss Gilmore Girls and you'll never know what's going on with Rory and that Logan fellow who's so hot you don't even care if he's jailbait.

And Baby's mom is in that show so it's even better. And Gradpa was the head vamp in The Lost Boys, which you saw 17 times in the theater when Jason Patric and Kiefer Sutherland had yet to part ways because of Julia Roberts.

Gilmore Girls is so good, I don't even care I'm supposed to be identifying with the mom, not the daughter.