Monday, September 12, 2005

Jamie. Colin. Who's Next?

That would be my job. I need to break up with it. Except I'm going to have to do it the dirty way. I'm going to have to cheat on it first by finding a new one before I leave the old one. I'd like to do it right and be alone for a while before I jump into a new relationship. But I'm going to be a gold digger and just leave the one I have for one with more money and a flashier car. Don't judge. All relationships are different.

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